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March 31, 2007.  In Praise of Short People, by Carlo Frugoni, 18th century Italian poem
translated into English by an unknown translator is online and finally proofed.


Uninvited Guests, by Carlo Gozzi, an extract from his "Useless Memoirs," is online in English,
(unknown translator), partially proofed.


Some extracts from
Giacomo Leopardi are online, On Reciting One's Own Compositions,
from "Thoughts",
Dialogue Between Fashion and Death, from "Dialogues,"  Dialogue
Between the Earth and the Moon
, from "Dialogues,"  The Academy of Syllographs, from
"Essays,"  and
The Origin of Laughter, from "The Praise of Birds," in the "Essays."  Partially
proofed, unknown translator.


The Purchase of a Greek Manuscript, by Alberto Nota, an extract from "The Bibliomaniac,"
is online, too.  Partially proofed, unknown translator.

All of the above are from Volume XIII, Italian -- Spanish, from
The World's Wit and Humor.



More Villani re-formatted to make it browser-friendly.



From
The New Pun Book, p. 126:


        A lady was looking for her husband and inquired anxiously of a
    housemaid, "Do you happen to know anything of your master's
    whereabouts?"
        "I'm not sure, ma'am," replied the careful domestic, "but I think they
    are in the wash."




March 30, 2007.  Volume I of The World's Wit and Humor, complete!!!


From
Limerick Lyrics, p. 131;


    When you forgive an enemy
    The stings that smart you and blister,
        The reason then is one of two --
        He is a bigger man than you,
    Or has a pretty sister.

    ________


    Punctuation's abhorrent to Thos.,
    And he loathes semicolons and cos.;
        He is such a bad boy
        That a wave of great joy
    Would arise were the kid taken fros.



More of Villani's Chronicle of Florence, translated by Rose Selfe, is re-formatted.




March 28, 2007.  Portrait of
Oliver Wendell Holmes online,  and more than half of the final
proofing down on
Volume I of The World's Wit and Wisdom.



March 26, 2007.  
Introduction and Table of Contents, plus an Essay on Humor in America
by Joel Chandler Harris, completes Volume I, of The World's Wit and Humor, American.  
Some more proofreading only to go.


From
The New Pun Book, p. 116:


         BESS -- May wears the worst clothes when she is riding horseback.  
    Look at her now!
        FRED -- That certainly is one of her bad habits.


and from p. 41:


        "The word 'reviver' spells the same backwards and forwards."
        It was the frivolous man who spoke.
        "Can you think of another?"
        The serious man scowled up from his newspaper.
        "Tut-tut!" he cried contemptuously.
        And they rode on in silence.




March 24, 2007.  Online: A Proposal and Practical Jokes, from "Major Jones's Courtship,"
by William Tappan Thompson,
and Deacon Marble and The Deacon's Trout, from
"Norwood," by Henry Ward Beecher from The World's Wit and Humor, Volume I,
American.  


This finishes the stories from this text.  Now only the Introduction and the Contents and
final proofing of some of the text to go.  At least I was a little wiser and did final proofing
of most of it as I went.


From
The New Pun Book, p. 145:



         MEDIUM -- Do you believe in spirits?
        BUSYMAN (off guard) -- When taken in moderation, yes.

    ______


        "You never bought a gold brick, did you?" asked the admiring friend.
        Not exactly," answered Mr. Cumrox.  "But I once came mighty near
    having a French count for a son-in-law."

    ______


    The fate of Lot's wife
        Was all her own fault;
    She first turned to "rubber,"
        And then turned to salt.

    ______


        I was in the depot restaurant of one of the great railroads, and was
    asked why am I standing while drinking my coffee.  All the rest of us sit
    down.
        I replied, solemnly, that "I was always told to stand for the weak."

    ______


    He used to send her roses;
        He sent them every hour,
    But now they're married and he sends
        Her home a cauliflower.



A few chapters of Giovanni Villani's Chronicle of Florence have been reformatted.  This was
the first history of Italy written, in Italian, since the time of the Fall of Roman Empire.  
Villani was a contemporary f Dante and this text is the English translation, by Rose Self, of
the parts that best illustrate Dante and his life and works.


March 23, 2007.  From The World's Wit and Humor, Volume I, American: Who Paid for the
Prima Donna, by Edmund Quincy, an excerpt from Wensley and Other Stories, (partially
proofed).

From the same book, excerpts from
Oliver Wendell Holmes, An Aphorism and a Lecture,
Foreign Correspondence and A Walk with the Schoolmistress
, from "Autocrat of the
Breakfast Table,"
Music-Pounding, and Dislikes from "The Poet at the Breakfast-Table,"
and three Poems:
My Aunt, The Ballad of the Oysterman, The Height of the Ridiculous are
online and proofed.  The Last was put up months ago, because it is so funny!

Some of the prose extracts are online elsewhere, some but the typos have been corrected
in this version, and there appear to be some textual variants, in terms of punctuation and
spelling, e. g. British spelling used in those already online, but American spelling in this
edition.

Also from the same book,
Harriet Beecher Stowe, The Minister's Wooing is online (partially
proofed).


From
Monologues and Parodies, (1910):



       NATURAL TRANSMUTATION.

    "The house a lawyer once enjoy'd,
        Now to a smith doth passl
    How naturally the iron age
        succeeds the age of brass!"





March 20, 2007.  Queed printer logo Pic online and finally done with the whole text, of
Queed, by Henry Sydnor Harrison, with Teaching Aides by Elizabeth Shepardson Curtis,
including a third proofreading!

N. P. Willis' offerings are proofed.

From
The New Pun Book, p. 63:


        "Gee whizz!" said the boy who had been forced to take castor oil. "I
    do wish ma was a Christian Scientist!"

    ___


        It you want do see a strong organization, look at the whisky
    dealers; if you want to see a weak one, look at the consumers."



March 18, 2007.  Nathanial Hawthorne, The British Matron, Dr. Heidegger's Experiment,
and Mr. Higginbotham's Catastrophe are online.  The first two are online elsewhere, but
this edition has some variants, especially in punctuation.  These pages are taken from
The
World's Wit and Humor
, Volume I, America.


From
Monologues and Parodies, compiled and arranged by J. F. Hartman (comedian),
1910: p. 73:


    LIGHTNING CHANGE ACT.


    By fashion's rule
    Upon a mule
        She sat one side the saddle;
    Soon on a fence
    Some distance thence
        The mule watched her astraddle.

    ____


    IS THIS PIE?


    There was a young fellow from Me.,
    Who courted a maid, but in ve.;
        For she kicked when he kister,
        And hollered for sister,
    And dared him to do it aga.

    ____


         HER DR.


    There was a young indigent Dr.
    Called in by a woman named Prr
        With a batt'ry he shr.,
        Quite senseless he knr.,
    Ten plunks was the sum that he sr.

    ____


    BORROWED BLOOMERS.


    "Oh, where is my trousers?" in anguish he cried:
        "My new pantaloons, I believe they are gone."
    "Oh, no, they're not stolen," his children replied;
        "Dear ma has gone out on her wheel with 'em on."



Also online, from The World's  Wit and Humor, Volume I, by N. P. Willis: Miss Albina
McLush, Love in a Cottage, and Tom Fane and I.




March 16, 2007.  
Queed has now been completely reformatted and proofed again.  Phew!


From
Limerick Lyrics, p. 93:


    I'd rather have fingers than toes;
    I'd rather have ears than a nose,
        And as for my hair
        I'm glad it's all there;
    I'll be awfully sad when it goes.




Now online, from Wit and Humor, Volume I, American, A Monody, by Robert C. Sands
(1799 - 1832), and Old Grimes, by Albert Gorton Greene (1802-1868).


From
The New Pun Book, p. 26;


         LADY -- Why do you remove your sword, Lieutenant?
        GALLANT OFFICER -- My lovely miss, the fire from those eyes would
    compel the bravest soldier to surrender his arms.

    _____


        SHE -- "You used to call me the light of your life."
        HE --   "Ah, but I had no idea then how much it would cost to keep it
    burning."



March 14, 2007.  The  Questions, Notes, Introduction and Online Preface, to Queed, A
Novel by Henry Sydnor Harrison have been formatted and proofed again.



From
Limerick Lyrics, p. 91:


    A noble young Roman named Cæsar
    Once called on a maid -- tried to squesar.
        But the girl with a blush,
        Said the Latin for "Tush,
    You horrid young thing! let me baesar."



Chapter XVIII, Chapter XIX, XX and Appendix of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses,
by Frederic S. Cozzens if online and partially proofed.  So that text is complete and now
awaits final proofing and Contents (woe is me).





March 10, 2007.  
Chapter XVII of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by Frederic S.
Cozzens is online and partially proofed.


From
Limerick Lyrics, p. 80:


    A bookworm of Kennebunk, Me.,
    Found pleasure in reading Monte.,
        He also liked Poe,
        And Daniel Defoe,
    But the telephone book caused him pe.


and from p. 154:

    Though grass may grow anew each year
        And seem of tender age,
    'Tis older far than you appear,
        Because its past-ur-age!

    _____


    "Something has come between us,"
        Cried the lover in dismay.
    "What else can you expect?" she asked,
        "When you sit so far away."


The rest of the chapters of Queed, A Novel, by Henry Sydnor Harrison have been
reformatted and proofed again.  Now only for the questions, notes, intro, etc.


March 9, 2007.  
Chapter XVI of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by Frederic S.
Cozzens is online and partially proofed.


From
Monologues and Parodies, compiled and arranged by J. F. Hartman, Frank Vernon &
Co., New York; 1910; p. 67:


    TWO CONTRACTORS.

    To gull the public two contractors come,
    One pilfers corn, -- the other cheats in rum.
    Which is the greater knave, ye wits explain,
    A rogue in spirit, or a rogue in grain?


Several more chapters of Queed, A Novel, by Henry Sydnor Harrison have been
reformatted and proofed again.


From the Glossary in
Yorkshire Wit, Character, Folklore & Customs, by R. Blakeborough,
(1911), p. 441:


    Proddle, v.  to poke about, to prick, to poke about under stones, &c.

    Pross, n.  A friendly gossip.



March 6, 2007.  Chapters XIV and XV of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by
Frederic S. Cozzens is online and partially proofed.

From
Monologues and Parodies, p. 75:


    Mary had a little lamb,
       She fed it kerosene;
    One day it got too near the fire,
      Since then it's not benzine.


A few more chapters of Queed, A Novel by Henry Sydnor Harrison have been proofed
again and re-formatted.




March 3, 2007.  
Chapter XIII of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by Frederic S.
Cozzens is online and partially proofed.

First 17 Chapters of
Queed, a Novel, by Henry Sydnor Harrison, re-proofed and re-
formatted.  Thanks to
Jeanie Bartolo, fair goddess,  for her help.

It is amazing that this book was felt to be suitable for a high-school literature course in
view of today's education.  It is such a wonderful book!  

Also my sincere thanks goes out to
David Margolis, co-owner of Margolis and Moss Books
in New Mexico, for looking at his first edition of
The Sparrowgrass Papers by Cozzens, and
reporting that the typo I asked him about was there from the very beginning.  It was not
in the version first published in the magazine, Putnam's, where it originally appeared but
started with the first book version.


I am curious if the printing plates of the text, obviously re-used, where just too expensive
to fix.  Although maybe the typo was unnoticed by any during it's many re-edition.  I
would scoff, if I hadn't learned from this website how hard proofreading your own stuff is.


March 1, 2007.  Chapters
XI, XII of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by Frederic S.
Cozzens are online and partially proofed.

From
Limerick Lyrics, p. 94:


    It seems that old Sir Walter Raleigh
    Was in love with a maiden named Daleigh:
        He quite lost his head      
        Over her, it is said;
    She was doubtless a real hot tamaleigh.


And from page 152:


    He trod on the corn of the belle of the ball
        And then -- so the other girls tell --
    Slumbering echoes were aroused in the hall
        Because of the bawl of the belle.





February 28, 2007.  Chapter X, of Chapter X of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by
Frederic S. Cozzens is online and partially proofed.


From the Glossary in
Yorkshire Wit, Character, Folklore & Customs, by R. Blakeborough,
(1911), p. 427:

    Naz-moll, n.   An immoral female.

    Nazzard, Nazzart, n.  A worthless scamp.

    Ex. -- Thoo little nazzard thoo, thoo's up ti nowt, goot ti
    nowt, an' warse an' nowt.  If thoo'd nobbut try foor ti be
    a good lad, thoo'd mebbe grow up to be summat leyke
    thi feyther.




February 25, 2007.  Chapter IX of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by F. S.
Cozzens is online (partially proofed).


From
Limerick Lyrics, p. 81:


    A man who was deeply in debt,
    Said, "no matter whatever I gebt,
        My creditors claim
        A share of the same,
    Which makes me discouraged, you bebt."



February 24, 2007.  Table of Contents for The Mimes of Herondas (Herodas), translated by
M. S. Buck is done.  So that's now 'perfect.'

Chapter VIII of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue-Noses, by Frederic S. Cozzens is online.


February 23, 2007.  
Old Church Lore by William Andrews is complete! Including proofing,
pictures and index.  Ta da!


From
Limerick Lyrics, selected and arranged by Stanton Vaughan, 1906, p. 12:


    A king who began on his reign,
    Exclaimed with a feeling of peign,
          "Though I'm legally heir,
          No one seems to ceir
    That I haven't been born with a breign."


Chapter VI, Chapter VII, of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by Frederic S.
Cozzens is online (not proofed)


From
Limerick Lyrics, p. 16:


    "I am not a cynic," he softly remarked,
    "I am fond of my fellow-man;
          But, just the same,
          I paint my name
    On umbrellas as quick as I can."



February 21, 2007.  Title Pages, Online Intro and Frontispiece of a Clog-Almanack, from
Old Church Lore by William Andrews.

Chapter V from Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by Frederic S. Cozzens is online.

Chapter V from Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by Frederic S. Cozzens is online.




February 20, 2007.  After a month of phone calls, finally talked to someone who could
actually provide competent tech support at earthlink.  Ronald saved the day.
 FYI:
Internet Explorer 7 is not compatible with the earthlink Total Access
software
, nor with its accelerator.  They say it is the fault of EI 7 and its "Bugs."  
Too bad they do not send an announcement of that in their newsletters, give a hint of it in
any of their online support resources, or tell the first echelon of tech support people to
address this.

Still recovering from all the lost data that resulted from the other tech support advice that
effectively interfered with this web site and seriously wasted my time and undid much of
my work over the past weeks.  If only small businesses could operate like this and still
make a living!  

But, they do have one person who does their job, at least, which is more than can be
found at AT and T aka Cingular aka Bell South.


The  pictures and the final proofreading of the chapters has been done for
Old Church Lore
by William Andrews.

Chapters III and Chapter IV of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by Frederic S.
Cozzens are online.



February 15, 2007.  
Chapter II, of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by F. S.
Cozzens is online.


3 Poems and a Short Bio of the first trobador poet,
Guilhem VII. Count of Poitou, is online
by Barbara Smythe, from
The Trobador Poets.  This is the same guy that joined the
Crusades, who is mentioned in the
History of Chivalry by G. P. R. James.  


From
The Cyclopaedia of Wit and Wisdom of 1845, p.114:


        Definition of love. -- A little sighing, a little crying, a little
    dying, and much lying.



February 14, 2007.  An anonymous funny poem called The Naughty Greek Girl, from a
1919 collection called
Choice Humor for Reading and Recitation, Compiled by Charles C.
Shoemaker is online.

From the same book for Valentine's Day, is another Anonymous poem, from p. 108:



     AGNES, I LOVE THEE
        ______


    I  STOOD upon the ocean's briny shore,
    And with a fragile reed I traced upon the sand;
             "Agnes, I love thee."
    The mad waves rolled by and blotted out the fair impression.
    Frail reed !  cruel wave !  treacherous sand !
             I'll trust ye no more !
             But, with a giant hand,
    I'll pluck from Norway's frozen shore her tallest pine,
    And dip its top into the crater of Mt. Vesuvius,
    And on the high and burnished heavens I'll write:
             "Agnes, I love thee."
    And I would like to see any doggoned wave wash that out.



The Preface and First Chapter of Acadia; or a Month with the Blue Noses, by Frederic S.
Cozzens is online and partially proofed.  




February 12, 2007.  Added introduction by
Albert S. Cook to Judith, An Old English Epic
Fragment.  Also added the picture of the manuscript page.  Proofed the poem finally.


Uh, oh! Straydoc is a little peeved,  I see!

Find out why
here, it's pretty funny.  Hopefully this will help change behaviors, as you
laugh.
 Share the page with your friends and enough publicity could lead to a difference in
abusive corporate business tactics.







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    additions for the past 2 years.