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From The World’s Wit and Humor, Volume X, French — Rutebœuf to Balzac; The Review of Reviews Company; New York; 1906; pp. 238-240.


238

M. A. Désaugiers [1772-1827]


The Eternal Yawner


AH! well-a-day, in all the earth
             What can one do?
Where for amusement seek, or mirth?
Ah! well-a-day, in all the earth
             What can one do
To cease from yawning here below?


Of mortal man, what is the rôle?
     To bustle, eat, and labor ply;
     To plot, grow old, and then to die?
Not very lively this, or droll
             Ah! well-a-day, etc.


No wonder in my mind begets
     The sun, which poets call sublime;
     Not this the first or second time
He rises, runs his race, and sets.
             Ah! well-a-day, etc.


To one dull course the seasons cling:
     For full five thousand years we view
     The summer following after spring,
And winter autumn’s close pursue.
             Ah! well-a-day, etc.

239
My watch (a friend of little use),
     Whose hands their tedious circuit ply,
     Tells me how slow the hours fly,
Not how I may my hours amuse.
             Ah! well-a-day, etc.


I half the world have traveled o’er,
     To see if men diversion found;
     But everywhere, on every ground,
I saw what I had seen before.
             Ah! well-a-day, etc.


In weariness which I abhorred,
     Wishing to know how sped the great,
     I dined with men of high estate,
And murmured as I left their board,
             Ah! well-a-day, etc.


Wishing to see if, when in love,
     Life some unworn amusement has,
     Love I attempted, but alas!
Love in all climes the same doth prove.
             Ah! well-a-day, etc.


Thus being, at this early age,
     Of all things sick, both night and day,
     In hopes to be more blithe and gay
I did in settled life engage.
             Ah! well-a-day, etc.

240
The street where now my life I led.
     By neighborhood my steps brought on
     To th’ Institute and Odéon,
Which every day I visited.
             Ah! well-a-day, etc.


By writing this (hope quickly gone),
     To cheer my spirits I essayed;
     But yawned the while this song was made,
And now I sing it, still I yawn:
             Ah! well-a-day, etc.






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