From Mother’s Geese, by George Barr Baker, George C. Chappell, and Oliver Herford, pictured by T. Gilbert White; Dodd, Mead & Company; New York, 1906 [unpaginated].
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THERE was a little girl
And she took a little whirl,
And then was forced to atone some.
But the more she tried,
The more she cried;
For when she was good she was
lonesome.
MISTRESS MARY, footlight
fairy,
How does your Roof-garden
grow ?
With oyster shells, and suppers at
Del’s,
And ’lectric cabs all in a row ?
HUMPTY DUMPTY flew at a
hill,
Humpty Dumpty had a fine spill.
All the Things Horse-power
And chassis so stout
Could n’t help Humpty Dumpty
When Humpty Dump’d out.
THREE blind cops,
See how they bum !
They never can see a thief or fight,
But where there’s graft their sight’s
all right.
Three blind cops.
JACK and Gill
Ran up a bill
And called the waiter
“Grafter !”
He answered “Pish !”
And dropped a dish,
And Bill came tumbling
After.
THE Libel and the Epigram
Were flying through a crowd;
The Libel beat the Epigram —
It was so awful loud!
Some got it twisted,
And None understood,
Except the poor Victim
And he got it — good.
BA, ba black sheep,
Have you any pull ?
Oh dear, yes sir, both hands full.
One with the left hand,
And one with the right,
And one with the main guy,
Who keeps out of sight.
PETER, Peter, Pumpkin eater,
Had a wife — a crazy creeter !
But Peter had a friend named
Paul.
Note, by the Editor. That’s all.
OLD Mother Hubbard
She went to the cupboard
To give her poor dog a change,
A lobster croquette,
And twice quail-en-brochette,
And so the poor dog had mange.
JACK SPRATT, called his wife
a cat
Because she talked so mean,
So ’twixt them both they smashed
the ranch
And have n’t since been seen.
LITTLE Miss Muffit set out to
tough it,
And go in her own sweet way;
But along came a copper with orders
to stop her,
And the magistrate sent her away.
HEY diddle diddle,
The Man in the Middle
He can’t see over the plume.
The little Man paid
To see the show,
But the hat ran away with the room.
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