From The Wit and Humor of America, edited by Marshall P. Wilder, Volume III, New York and London: Funk and Wagnalls and Company, 1911; pp. 524-527.
BY JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL
God makes sech nights, all white an’ still
Fur ’z you can look or listen.
Moonshine an’ snow on field an’ hill,
All silence an’ all glisten.
Zekle crep’ up quite unbeknown
An’ peeked in thru’ the winder,
An’ there sot Huldy all alone,
’Ith no one nigh to hender.
A fireplace filled the room’s one side
With half a cord o’ wood in —
There waren’t no stoves (till comfort died)
To bake ye to a puddin’.
The wa’nut logs shot sparkles out
Towards the pootiest, bless her,
An’ leetle flames danced all about
The chiny on the dresser.
Agin the chimbley crook-necks hung,
An’ in amongst ’em rusted
The old queen’s-arm that Gran’ther Young
Fetched back f’om Concord busted.
The very room, coz she was in,
Seemed warm f’om floor to ceilin’,
An’ she looked full ez rosy agin
Ez the apples she was peelin’.525
’T was kin’ o’ kingdom-come to look
On sech a blessed cretur;
A dogrose blushin’ to a brook
Ain’t modester nor sweeter.
He was six foot o’ man, A 1,
Clear grit an’ human natur’;
None couldn’t quicker pitch a ton
Nor dror a furrer straighter.
He’d sparked it with full twenty gals,
He’s squired ’em, danced ’em, druv ’em,
Fust this one, an’ then thet, by spells —
All is, he couldn’t love ’em.
But long o’ her his veins ’ould run
All crinkly like curled maple;
The side she breshed felt full o’ sun
Ez a south slope in Ap’il.
She thought no v’ice hed sech a swing
Ez hisn in the choir;
My! when he made Old Hundred ring,
She knowed the Lord was nigher.
An’ she’d blush scarlit, right in prayer,
When her new meetin’-bunnet
Felt somehow thru its crown a pair
O’ blue eyes sot upon it.
Thet night, I tell ye, she looked some!
She seemed to ’ve gut a new soul
For she felt sartin-sure he’d come,
Down to her very shoe-sole.526
She heered a foot, an’ knowed it tu,
A-raspin’ on the scraper —
All ways to once her feelin’s flew
Like sparks in burnt-up paper.
He kin’ o’ l’itered on the mat,
Some doubtfle o’ the sekle;
His heart kep’ goin’ pity-pat,
But hern went pity Zekle.
An’ yit she gin her cheer a jerk
Ez though she wished him furder,
An’ on her apples kep’ to work,
Parin’ away like murder.
“You want to see my Pa, I s’pose?”
“Wal . . . no . . . I come dasignin’ — ”
“To see my Ma? She’s sprinklin’ clo’es
Agin to-morrer’s i’nin’.”
To say why gals act so or so,
Or don’t, ’ould be presumin’;
Mebby to mean yes an’ say no
Comes natural to women.
He stood a spell on one foot fust,
Then stood a spell on t’ other.
An’ on which one he felt the wust
He couldn’t ha’ told ye nuther.
Says he, “I’d better call agin”;
Says she, “Think likely, Mister”;
Thet last word pricked him like a pin,
An’ . . . Wal, he up an’ kist her.527
When Ma bimeby upon ’em slips,
Huldy sot pale ez ashes,
All kin’ o’ smily roun’ the lips
An’ teary roun’ the lashes.
For she was jes’ the quiet kind
Whose naturs never vary,
Like streams that keep a summer mind
Snowhid in Jenooary.
The blood clost roun’ her heart felt glued
Too tight for all expressin’,
Tell mother see how metters stood,
An’ gin ’em both her blessin’.
Then her red come back like the tide
Down to the Bay o’ Fundy.
An’ all I know is they was cried
In meetin’ come nex’ Sunday.