From Slams of Life, with Malice for All And Charity Toward None Assembled in Rhyme by J. P. McEvoy, With black and white interruptions by Frank King, Chicago : P. F. Volland Company; 1919; pp. 125-127.
SLAMS OF LIFE
With Malice for All And Charity
Towards None
Assembled in Rhyme by
J. P. McEVOY
With black and white interruptions by
FRANK KING
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INDEX
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A Chicago Night’s Entertainment 86
A Feller Never Cares About the Other
Feller’s Kid
114
A Lil’ Ol’ Porterhouse Steak 54
A Man’s Best Press Agent — His Mother 55
An Imagist Would Call This “Pale Purple
Question Descending a Staircase”
68
A Plea for Chicago Husbands 37
Beware of the Geezer With Something to Sell 16
Bitter Lines to a Non-skid Auto Salesman 32
In Which We Consider Strikes 120
[126]Lines by a Horse on a Bitter Cold Day 97
Lines of Entreaty to Friend Wife 42
Lines on the Real Christmas Spirit 121
Lines to a Cafeteria or Glom-Shop 106
Lines to an Amateur Cornetist 84
Lines to Those Queer and Curious Coots 51
“No, No, Downtown, Pop-eye, Tay Home” 65
Some Misgivings on Natural History 63
Thanksgiving Dinner Song with an Eye for
the Soaring Price of Food
92
The Durn Ye Cree (As We Say at the Club) 81
The Higher the Brow the Less it Sweats 64
The Janitor’s Good to his Folks 76
[127]The Little Quaker Maid Remarks 103
The Village Blacksmith Revised 118
There Ain’t No Cure for Golf 100
Thoughts on a Bathing Beach 70
To a Twenty Month Old Tramp 82
What the Average Man Thinks 36
Wim, Wigor and Wictory Werse 99
Words and Music by a Muskrat 91
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